Assignment 13; Ben Schaeffer

Racial tension, the constant plague in America, continues to divide people. With brutality and discrimination towards young black males, certain organizations such as Black Lives Matter have formed. Whether you agree or disagree with such actions, no one dares to deny that America has problems stemming from race. Congressmen can pass legislation, people can learn to be less insensitive, and protests can occur, but only one solution truly exists: paint everybody green. Not only will this eliminate racial tensions, but this also will do away with beauty standards. "Dude is she attractive?" "Nah bro, she's green, but so is everybody." Maybe men will be cured of misogynist ways and learn to appreciate women as people rather than objects. As for race, every body will be green, so how can divisions occur? Eventually the citizens will be integrated as one, and to environmentalist's pleasure, we can finally be a green nation. People will be appreciated for who they are, affirmative action will be a thing of the past, and the paint industry will boom! Everybody wins. Just always remember to paint yourself head to toe.