How to make a great Breakfast. First step is to obtain a
coffee maker. This Is available at any local supermarket. Get some coffee
filters, coffee, eggs, bread, and Nutella. Also get a toaster if you don’t have
one. Then with your newly acquired
coffee machine you will make some, believe it or not, coffee. Put the coffee
filter in the place and put coffee in there. Then measure the amount of coffee you
want in water and put it in the machine. Pro tip: make sure that the machine is
plugged in and turned on. If you followed my instructions, in about 5-10 min
coffee will magically appear in the pot. While the coffee is brewing, crack
some eggs and scramble them using a stove and a scrambler (any utensil that can
scramble.) Then toast two pieces of bread. Wait until the toast is toasted.
Take the toast and lather Nutella in between the two pieces. Then put that on a
plate with your scrambled eggs. Pour your coffee in your favorite mug and put
some sugar and cream in there. Take a picture and send it to your friends to
prove how much of a better person you are than them, maybe even caption it with
an annoying inspirational hashtag to really get the point across. Then now that
you accomplished what you wanted, I guess you can just throw all that crap away
or eat it if you want, doesn’t really matter.
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