Blog 13- Safal Dumre

A Little Never Hurt Anyone

        Information about pregnancy is varied from source to source. There are thousands of brochures, websites, and articles to read about what you can and can’t do during pregnancy. There are some sources that say to never consume ANY alcohol because of the detrimental damage it could reap on your unborn child. Then there are other sources that say that you should drink SOME wine because it is actually healthy for you and the baby. Well, I am here to tell you that that is absolutely wrong. Pregnancy is supposed to be a time of rejoicing over the circle of life, not a time to be restricting your diet. In fact, it should be a time to expand your diet. You don’t know what type of food the baby likes so why not eat any and everything. Ever had grilled dog or cat, well now is the time to try it. The myth that you should only drink wine is also misleading, you can drink literally anything you want; Wine, whiskey, bleach. As long as it is moderation of course. Never tried cocaine before, why not snort half a line? It will give you just the right amount of energy to last you through the day, and anything that gives a pregnant women energy has to be a gift straight from god. So don’t listen to these pretentious doctors, who think just because they have spent their entire lives studying the human body they can tell us what we should do, if they tell you not to do something. After all, a little never hurt anyone.