APEng- 1st Hr
Assignment 14
Thanksgiving is a HOAX. The holiday itself was constructed by the government in
order to force an embodiment of happiness upon the people of America during
possible times of political, economic, or societal distress. What makes people feel better about
themselves than a big ass turkey and fake praise for being someone’s
friend? The government is behind
every major event that can be used to expand the media to bolster profits and
distract the general public in a seemingly innocent way. That’s right, even Christmas! Nevertheless, my family full of SHEEPLE
celebrates the stunt anyways.
Thanksgiving at the Varner’s usually means getting dressed up and
sitting around a dinner table pretending to laugh at your auntie’s terribly
unfunny and slightly racist jokes.
The food is sub-par, mainly because mom thinks it’s a good idea to let
my sister step in and help out in the kitchen. But what’s best is the tension between the married, re-married,
about-to-be-married, which always means inconsistency on political orientations
and personal views. The night ends
in silence after the necessary topics are run through: abortion, trump,
Hillary, immigration, Climate change, religion, interracial relationships, weed
legalization and gun control. It
is not your average day!
P.S. I’m kidding
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