Sunday, November 27, 2016

Assignment 14- Annie Varner

Annie Varner
APEng- 1st Hr

Assignment 14

Thanksgiving is a HOAX.  The holiday itself was constructed by the government in order to force an embodiment of happiness upon the people of America during possible times of political, economic, or societal distress.  What makes people feel better about themselves than a big ass turkey and fake praise for being someone’s friend?  The government is behind every major event that can be used to expand the media to bolster profits and distract the general public in a seemingly innocent way.  That’s right, even Christmas!  Nevertheless, my family full of SHEEPLE celebrates the stunt anyways.  Thanksgiving at the Varner’s usually means getting dressed up and sitting around a dinner table pretending to laugh at your auntie’s terribly unfunny and slightly racist jokes.  The food is sub-par, mainly because mom thinks it’s a good idea to let my sister step in and help out in the kitchen.  But what’s best is the tension between the married, re-married, about-to-be-married, which always means inconsistency on political orientations and personal views.  The night ends in silence after the necessary topics are run through: abortion, trump, Hillary, immigration, Climate change, religion, interracial relationships, weed legalization and gun control.  It is not your average day!


P.S. I’m kidding

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