Assignment 13- Caitlin Southworth

A satiric take on a homophobe.

Homosexuals have continuously grown in just the past few years and it has got to stop, something has got to be done. If we don’t fix this problem now, these homosexuals will soon rule the world. I have considered all the options and I believe this is the only solution. First, we must round up all these homosexuals and segregate them from the normal population- they have to be kept away from our normal society. It would clearly be best to send all the homosexuals to an island, the furthest from normal humanity they could get. If we keep them separated, then their gay-ly influence can longer infect the minds of the world. We must rid all acknowledgement of homosexuality in the past and present- no reference or knowledge of it can remain. With that being done, future generations will no longer know the term homosexual, no longer have the urge to be homosexual, and no longer have any homosexuals in their society. This is the solution that our world needs and must enact soon before it is too late.