How to make yourself sad?
This is quite an easy task, and one, for the time being I am an expert at. First of all, make sure it is a Sunday night as the Cats play the Tar Heels. Secondly, watch as one mistake after another coupled with bad refereeing seemingly puts the game out of our hands. Suddenly, get your hopes up again as Malik Monk and DeAaron Fox spring back to life, and the seemingly impossible seems very very possible. Watch as all of a sudden Malik sinks that game tying three with mere seconds left. Be excited. Get your hopes up. Smile and cheer as pure joy fills you from head to toe. The turn back to face the television and watch as the devil himself, Luke Maye, drills an open jumper to put UNC up with less than a second remaining. Sit in silence and watch all the hope, excitement, and happiness that you had just moments ago leave you. However, realize that you have the faintest of hope still remaining, as there is still 0.3 seconds remaining. Now (this is a very important step) watch as the ball sails over everyones head, UNC inbounds, the final buzzer goes off, and that faintest of hope you had, is crushed.
Burn in hell Luke Maye.
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